Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
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AdamGD 0

Wtf? When did a dog have time to take a large crap on a highway???

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Courtnaayy 0

Why would there be dog shit in the middle of the road?

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The_Unspool 0

NO animal is worth more than a human life (well, the average human). What happens when you slam on the brakes to save the dog running across the road to take a crap and you force someone else to run off the road and kill themselves. You should get your license revoked.

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jet_fml 0

I really hope you were in an area where turtles are generally on the road, or else... wow, smart move.

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120674 0

I think it was very nice of her, i don't think i would've done it myself. but, way to have a good heart :).

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jackfm5 0

sounds pretty fake how does a dog crap on the highway

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andy311 0

she might have meant well, but in most people's opinion, a tiny animal isnt worth risking getting into a potentially serious accident.

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120674 0

true that, but still. it's good to see someone out there is still nice enough to take time out of there day to help. :) ...just this wasn't a very good situation to be that nice person.

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CallMeHush 0

So it was a turtle shaped pile of shit? Did you manage to safely move it to the side of the road?

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etatheta 0

What is wrong with people...YES lets all slam on our breaks possibly cause a multi car pileup. THEN walk across onto oncoming traffic cause them to slam on their breaks and possibly cause a pileup on that sice for a damn turtle! yes, lets cause thousands of dollars in damage and possibly kill someone, but for the love of god dont hurt a turtle!

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andy311 0

a turtle isnt worth the possibility of an accident.

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