Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 617
You deserved it 46 321

Same thing different taste

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Wtf? When did a dog have time to take a large crap on a highway???

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ok I'll say this: I'm not a PETA person by any stretch of the imagination. saving the turtle was a good idea. however, if you're on the highway you gotta realize that your life is more important than an animal's. it's not a pet (presumably) and even if you were gonna stop, pull over, use common sense. if you can't do it yourself, call animal control. besides turtles are deadly if you hit them with your tire. I've seen a lot of serious accidents because of turtles. so don't worry about them.

renyark209 0

This is a pretty shitty FML... Mistaking dog crap for a turtle? fail...

lmfao you dipshit! turtles are green! last time i checked, shit was brown lmao haHAHAHHA

ilovedastone 0

at least you have a heart. :)

YDI you're a dumbass. If I saw this happening I would be extremely pissed due to the fact you held up my day.

You tried to save a very rare species: a turdle

awww your a sweety =) good it was the thought that counted

kudos...any1 can see (by checking all the negative feedback) that your act was brave...and going out of your way to preserve the life of another being made it noble as well. Nice job

fake...how would dog crap end up in the middle of the highway???

how does dog shit look like a turtle o.o