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By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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shift_love 13

You should have offered them a poison apple or something and plays the part of the haggard villain

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Xquisite1 28

Where you wearing an eye-patch?

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hateevryone 14

You let a bunch of 6 yr old beat you up?

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OttersIsAwesome 8

OP was most likely taken down by many of those little brats. If one little six year old was attacking you, a kick in the ass would do the trick.

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KM96 24

31 Well you cant really beat up little kids 1. Because you'll get into shit for it with authorites and possibly go to jail 2. Because it was a whole group 3. OP was out numbered 4. Its just not right fighting back

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KiddNYC1O 20

**** that. You have to defend yourself. Especially if you're being savagely beaten...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

You shouldn't have taken the tea cakes. Or they were zombie princesses. QUICK! Check for bite marks!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

That's what happens when you cut in line at Disneyworld.

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Fishinaddict22 1

LOL!! YES!!!

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ezelisko 1

you should have distracted them with Justin Bieber posters.

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rattusrattus 18

Bad taste doesn't kick in until about age 8. When my cousin gets to that age, I fully intend to replace her music with "identical" copies that are, in fact, awesome music.

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awkwardppl21 3

crap, wat the heck... wats next? babies stealing banks in teletubies masks?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...stealing the whole bank is ******* hardcore.

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marisadc79 0

Pretty sure this one is a crock of crap unless you're making something like a babysitting gig or birthday party gone wrong into something huge lol seriously

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379_fml 11

Agreed. But he makes himself sound like a DOUCHE. I'd point and laugh at him if I saw him

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NBL_fml 8

You must have been dressed up as an evil queen or stepmother.

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