sux. live and learn

cut his balls off lol

he actually waited a whole year? damn usually I wouldve gave up after three months

He must have heard some damn good rumors about what's hiding behind your zipper to have the patience to wait an entire year for it. On the other hand, maybe not. If he did that, then he was most likely cheating on you, as well.

^^^ virgin

More like Nun.

Again another super intelligent, mind blowing comment from the relationship expert snick. You should definetely make your own day time tv show where you can advise all the girls in the country to dump their boyfriends no matter what.

This almost happened to my best friend. Her boyfriend told her if they didn't sleep together, he'd probably 'accidentally' cheat on her again to get some. The day she decided she was going to sleep with him, he called and dumped her for not putting out. Now she's married to a really great guy. I hate stories like this. Since your guy sounds like the kind of tool who will brag about what he's done, if he does, be sure to let everyone know you were really let down by how tiny he is. Then casually let slip that you thought sex was supposed to take more than two minutes.

The sex was probably a huge disappointment. Hot sex makes guys fall "in love." The shitty, stiff and wooden performance you put out with the fakey sound effects made the guy bolt after the first show. You might want to watch a little internet **** to learn how to do it right. Or at least any episode of "The Big Bang Theory." Try to be a female version of Sheldon. That'll work. . . for sure.

damnnnnnn a year?? that's messed up... oh well find someoneelse.