Intimacy: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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By Dumped - 30/03/2019 20:00

Today my boyfriend of one year dumped me. When I started crying, he said, “Want to know something that will make you hate me so you won’t be so sad?” and then told me he’s been cheating on me with multiple women, the entire time we’ve been dating. He thought that would comfort me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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BbYhRtLsS 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:09

Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.

Comments

DJCRYPTIAN 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 10:47

He needs to be kicked in the balls !! Where you live ? Ill come do it !

bk_chick13 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:06

now that's what I call dedication.

TAKERofLIFE 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:36

yea, that's why you don't get freeky until you are spouces.

Breezy4sheezy 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:39

well at least you know he'll do well in life. he stays committed to his goals.

spermdump 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:43

i get the "don't have sex if you're being pressured part", but infatuation and rational thinking seldom go hand in hand. she was probably pretty crazy about him, and he probably couldn't get laid anywhere else if he badgered her for a year. anyway, but the "don't wait till marriage/engagement" part is pretty dumb. bad sex for the rest of my life? no thanks!

spermdump 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:45

(scratch the second "don't", obviously i had a tard moment there)

jadacutegirl 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:17

This is both a FYL and a YDI. FYL because he broke up with you. YDI for having it off knowing that it's the only thing men want theese days...

TBfml15 9

Wednesday 24 December 2014 7:42

That's where you're wrong you little assuming asswipe.

draino108 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:46

deffinitely deserve it for making him wait that long, im a good guy but id probably do the same thing if a girl did me like that

snowball20 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:05

but like hey, imagine if he really wanted to get it on with OP marries her, not have sex with her. divorces... n make her sign a prenuptial? or worst, u find that after marriage, the guy lasts for only 30 sec or less, is tiny, girl has vjj issues (what's that thing, u get so nervous u clamp up n ur vjj is stuck)