Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
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BbYhRtLsS 0

Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

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FYLDeep 25

Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.

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xenosphobos 0

yeah i dont think i could ever wait a year without having sex with my girlfriend...maybe a couple weeks or a month buts thats stretching it

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sarah2144 14

Um yeah. A self respecting girl will probably want to wait longer than that, tool.

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letsgobucks 0

u made him wait so long he got tired of ur shit. but he ain't a quitter and seen the mission through. next time don't wait so long. ydi

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okieraider71 4

Hey MidgetMonster- Tell your dad (Cookie) I said hi.

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Brittface 6

FYL and sorry but FHL too. he's a dumbass for waiting that long for you to **** him.

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Jason_Q 4

I am a virgin as well, who wants some of this?

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Gabbiegummies 4

hey that's a comitment a whole year you should have made him wait longer

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observesandgasps 0

******* idiot, waste of time, there are chicks out there that only make you wait couple hours and then they **** yo brains out

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mpclaw 3

look at it this way. your far better off in the long run. and you learned a lot.

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FockinA 0

stringing him along like that for a year ? what a douche, no wonder he didn't want to stick around.

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Cinn_fml 22

You calling her or him a douche? Because she did nothing wrong - he could've left when he wanted.

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oscar7753 0

haha MISSION ACOMPLISHED =P

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