Intimacy: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:09

Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.

Comments

thathayygurl 4

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:00

that's sad... he waited a year to have sex. shows how low of a life he is..

youre_all_idiots 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:32

well he must hav had some feeling for you and will probably regret dumping you cos think of this;he waited a whole year to **** you. he could've just picked up a hooker or find a slutty girl but instead he waited a year not just to get laid, but to do you. if he didnt have feelings for you he wouldn't have waited a whole year. dumping you is a huge mistake on his part cos he probly hasnt realized how much he cares about you. i don't think hes gonna wait a year to **** just any girl. you might be the only one he'd wait a whole year for

Thrasher91 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:20

wow it's just sex...it amazes me how people see this as some holy ******* ritual

kenzey4 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:14

this happened to me to, the only reason i let the guy get in my pants was because i had a crush on him since the beginning of freshman year in HS. (this happened towards the end of freshman year, slutty behavior on my part, ik :P) the guy was a total jerk who apparently hits on every girl in sight. :P im so sorry this happened to u!! i hate it when guys do that...