Love: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 322

You deserved it 17 158

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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You deserved it 8 527

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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You deserved it 1 908

By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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You deserved it 52 491

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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You deserved it 3 873

Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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You deserved it 7 414

By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 692

By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

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You deserved it 1 371

The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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You deserved it 1 520

By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 423

You deserved it 6 190

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:07

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

dyingstart 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:09

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

Comments

greglington 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:22

I saw this word for word as an MLIA too.

splarf1991 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:02

your point issss?

orchidlizard 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:40

Haha cute!

pyjamagirl1996 1

Monday 11 April 2011 4:48

haha funny guy :)

Kartor 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:21

Sounds like Donald Trump

bms1996 12

Friday 15 July 2011 2:09

lmao

sweetalicious 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:14

I think that's adorable (;

eveplox 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:36

Can't you see? He remembered that as well! He just wanted to do something sweet, maybe it's a bit... weird, but he did try and do it in a thoughtful manner. :)