Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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prettyladdy12 0

What a turn off it would be during sex- ok we r having sex now.... Wait for it ..... The time goes NOW!!!!!

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cali4eva 12

It would be funny if you said "Okay, I'm breaking up with you now." Actually, that would be pretty mean for him though.

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ragnorak6801 0

It's kinda cute tho

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newburton13 26

I hope you left him. He's obviously making up to be a controlling jackass.

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LemonLolly 10

I have to admit, while it is kind of sad, it's a little funny

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LadyGore 12

Waiting for the "okay we are divorced now"

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foxtrousers 14

You can say no...

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MommaSchmidt 14

not traditional but it has its charms. you must have found it cute enough the first time since you did end up dating and I'm guessing now engaged to said guy. ;)

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