Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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Sunsh1ne 0

YDI for staying with him, but if you did, you must like him, so congrats. (If you don't, you're an idiot for not speaking up.)

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catatonicsleep 17

I'm sure my first boyfriend said something like 'you're my girlfriend now' when I started dating him rather than asking... He was a bastard.

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CFR 0

Sounds like something a kid would say on a playground...

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mishel 0

That is pretty cute. I think he's probably just shy, and finds it hard to express his feelings.

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lovin_bigsister 0

my boyfriend was actually nice enough to sit with ne

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Cera_fml 0

Aw, I think that's kind of cute....

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chronicwanker 4

aw thats what i was gonna say. its like reminiscing on your first date. so cute! good luck for your marriage. He'll proabably **** you in your sleep, then when you wake up, say "ok you're pregnant now" HAHAHA IM FUNNY

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mrsocial99mfine 0

Ok now you're my wife OK now you're pregnant with my baby OK now I'm cheating on you Run for the hills!!

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Lozzles 0

This might sound werid, but I find that reallly adorable! xD

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