Wow, sounds like a crappy girlfriend.

Still though, if you heard someone else say it to their significant other, you'd be laughing like the rest of us. Sounds like a dirty comic bit

Lots of enhancements you could try though some say it's more how you use it not how big it is. Try some new moves to get her rocks off. Theirs more things you can use then your penis to please like your tongue, fingers, or a small vibrating toy to aid in stimulation for both partners. Look into it if the small change part has you feeling less then satisfactory.

Any chick that refers to her business as a "meat wallet" deserves whatever she gets.

Hell ya I did. You got a problem with it?

Meat wallet? What happened to the curtains?

Dear lord small change dump the bitch and her meaty wallet... Lol gross. Bet she has one of those roast beef vaginas where everything looks loose... Haha

Mmmmmmm

Ouch

Ow thats harsh