Romantic move
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Smooth move Ex-lax.
Happened to me on my first date ever. Some of my friends told me putting my arm around her would be a good move. So I casually started to move my arm around her and smoothly elbowed her straight in the face. In hindsight it didn't put her off. I say in hindsight because at the time I thought I was so screwed and got her home as quick as I could. I missed all the signals that she was still very much into me including her saying that she wasn't expected to be home for a while and we had some time to do other stuff... Boy was I green back then...
you sound like a ******* tool... word to yo mutha.. ..playa g.
BFD.. my boyfriend does it all the time ..he's very clumsy like that. I just give him a good slap for it every now and then ;D he's even given me a few elbows to the face in his sleep.. but maybe he's doing it on purpose >.> lol
ur old lady needs a nose job
wow you should be shot i mean out of total embarrassment, because what you did? MAN! how can you live with yourself
No, **** her life. She's the one who got whacked in the face.
Lol...it's always the simplest stuff that turns out to be the funniest.
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That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?