Love, Sex and Intimacy: Romantic

Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Shower sex time?

By mark - 31/12/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

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st3buck3n 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:14

Shit happens

Doortje 29

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:15

His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".

Comments

epic_mel 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:08

Who says that romance is dead?!

alicec123 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:13

everyone has to poop sometime, honey.

sabresrock 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 15:37

I agree

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 25 July 2014 11:57

If only there was a button for that, 50

Prolusive 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:25

And the shitty puns are going to come floating in.

YouCanHaveACoke 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:26

So he wanted to take a crap at his home after a long day. Come on, OP. YDI if you gave up after that.

DjeePee 24

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:50

It would be lame is she gave up. He even agreed with her idea.

kitkat536 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:43

I'd be more happy that you two are so comfortable with each other. knowing you are so close is romantic in its own way.

jackieeoo 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:44

atleast he said yes

perdix 29

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:50

Blumpkin!!!

CreateZ 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:32

Perdix, I cannot tell you how eagerly I was looking through the comments for that. You just made my day.

NikkiLynn65 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:54

Haha

Cass3m0 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:52

OP using the word 'announced' made me think the situation went like this..."SWEETHEART! I need to inform you that today there will be a shower ocurring in this bathroom. Goo- Okay, but first I need to poop. ;3" Nature called him, OP. It'd be rude to hang up.

Ronniieeambrose 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 14:16

hmm what a cute thing to say!!!!!!:/ what a turn on..

Christyann123 1

Saturday 22 January 2011 14:16

are you one of those people who got married after knowing each other for six months? how are you not comfortable enough with each other that this is not a big deal? you're both human for goodness sake!

onepluszero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 15:31

38, I don't think this is about comfort. More about the fact that the guy ruined what ladies call 'the moment' by announcing his need to shit - when clearly, her intention was to ****.