Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Spicy
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
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Doortje 29

His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".

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frostiebeanz 0

shit shower and shave

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gooBUZZ 0

Don't forget that guy that invented computers/microsoft or whatever. Bill someone, I forgot his name. :S and I'm quite certain that a male would have invented cars, planes, boats etc. Next time, don't leave a stupid comment.

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debbster7 18

His name is Bill Gates you dumbass! and its funny how you bring up the man that cheated his way to victory. he bought the software from some guy in a garage with very little money. He did not invent Microsoft but instead he sold it.

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schalk 12

That thing that just flew over your heads was the sarcastic joke...

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schalk 12

PS Microsoft was the company he founded with Paul Allen, so he did "invent" it and still owns an 8% share (He currently earns $250 each second and MS has made millionaires of about 12000 people ). MS-DOS was developed in partnership with IBM - they bought the rights for 86-DOS and used it as a foundation. MS-DOS is also the foundation for Windows (Windows is basically DOS with pictures that can access more RAM). There may be traces of OS2 in Windows' kernel, but that's because it was also developed by both IBM and MS. Bill Gates is not only a a genius with computers, but business as well. He never cheated anybody. I would like to take a moment and thank him for making computers so easy to use.

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vettle 6

that sounds like something I would say lol

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

So join him in pooping, infact make a bet on who poops more, say that if you win, he goes down on you, and if he wins, you give him a bj. In either case, you'll get what you want. ;)

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onepluszero 0

I think OP stating an FML because the guy clearly ruined what ladies call 'the moment' by announcing his need to shit - when clearly, her intention was to ****. So, FYL for not getting ______ in the shower. Yes, go nuts and fill in the blank with whatever dirty word fits your dirty imagination... lolz!

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DevilDoll 0

Bahahahaha! you're saying fml over this? Wow you're a big puss. Everybody ***** including you're husband, if he would have said "No thanks, but I'd rather take a shit." <--- that would have been an fml dumb ass.

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bowlclogger 5

At least he didn't wait to do it in the shower. :)

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prc_ 5

Cmon OP you must be narsist. I bet women dont like to do it either if they have to take a dump about right now. Think about it from your husbands view, if you cannot "#¤%% you!

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