Sex, Pranks and Intimacy: Romantic

Romantic

By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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Creepy thing to do, for sure

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 16:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:11

That's what you get for leaving the toilet seat up

dRose22 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:11

just pulled the underwear in the wrong direction :D

Comments

theodivine 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:55

Haha that's awesome.

monkeysricecold 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:31

What a bitch!

zinc55 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:46

that's a keep

Stephasushi 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:15

why?

anchorsocks 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:43

wow. blue balls suck.

JohannaMorphine 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:34

Bahaha. Owwie. I would have done the same. =X

SaintJimmothy 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:09

My girlfriend read this post and did the same thing to me.

YelloAsylum 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:11

...Did she take a video?

zinc55 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:23

lol thats a keepa.

imago_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:23

*laughs* Next time (if you didn't dump her stupid ass.) start licking her clit and then when she's really in to it smack her on it as hard as you can. She'll never have sex with you, but while she's writhing around tell her that wedgies hurt.