Romantic

By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
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MukyDaCookie 0

That's what you get for leaving the toilet seat up

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dRose22 0

just pulled the underwear in the wrong direction :D

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Yaz_fml 0

xD You got pwned - your girlfriend rocks! Once your over the initial embarrassment, your gonna laugh about it and hey, its a good excuse for her to owe you one!

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Chellsss 0

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! OHH YEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCCKK ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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olisykes_ 0

just kill yourself. you fail at life.

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SaintJimmy 0

I hate how far society has sunk that it's now okay to tell someone to kill themselves.

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sandrasavage 0

#50 agreed. and if they do go along with it, isn't it considered cyber bullying?

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randomcomment321 0

Actually, if they kill themselves after you tell them to do so it would be manipulation, and could end in you going to court on a count of manslaughter, (accidental murder).

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yearsofpunk 0

fff youch! your gf rocks though! haha xD

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deliapearl 0

sounds hot. what did you guys do after that?

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robinhoood 0

That's a little creepy o.O

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Drowned 0

Haha. I'd love to have a girlfriend like that! Favorite FML yet.

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alwaysalady 0

Nice. Your girl friend is funny. And inventive. What a clever way to give someone a wedgie, with the promise of sexual favors. Props to you, wedgie girl!

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RuralNinja 0

You should have **** punted her back.

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