Romantic

By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
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MukyDaCookie 0

That's what you get for leaving the toilet seat up

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dRose22 0

just pulled the underwear in the wrong direction :D

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Footballdabest8 0

Tht is just romance buddy.

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Subjectzero 0

hahah I would smack my gf If she did that. not like beat her, just playfully.

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robinhoood 0

Haha, Yea. Anyway... I'm not trying to get too into the sexual details of my relationship on the web. Perhaps I should have left the never initiates thing out, because it's not completely true, it's just something I tease her about. Anyway, yeah. She did get me pretty good, even though I didn't truest her as soon as I saw the wicked smile when we hit the bed. After that I' proud to say she got put into a tickling coma. I win o.O

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allstarplayer324 0

Your girlfriend wins...that would be very fun to do.

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ElMundio87 0

Wow, she'd be out of the door on her ass if she were my gf. What a bitch.

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NaturallyUnlucky 0

If you have a girlfriend, I'm sure she adores your sense of humor.

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ElMundio87 0

my humour has nothing to do with being frigid and violent, so I'm sure she does

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magichateball 0

is your girlfriend 5 or something? FYL for having an immature girlfriend

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jamps_fml 0

Haha this is hilarious! Great entry :)

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ithedarkknight 0

lol thats funny but your SOFT! if your girl does that to you... your suppose to flip her over and start making out with her and then start doing some crazy butt while sex lol the reason why your girlfriend doesnt initiate sex is because you are not giving it to her good enough... if you are given your girlfriend the business trust me she would be all over you for more... soo i think its your fault..,

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