Romantic

By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
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MukyDaCookie 0

That's what you get for leaving the toilet seat up

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dRose22 0

just pulled the underwear in the wrong direction :D

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jt8787 0

if she never starts things than she doesn't get shit for points in terms of starting things that day espescially if she gonna be a stupid bitch like that. grow up bitch and start actually trying and picking up some slack that your lazy ass lets your husband do!

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randomsloth 0

god shes ****** awesome got to admit man...she got you good now you have to do something back to her

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Chescapal123 0

Haha you're girlfriend is AWESOME!!!

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omgznoes 0

FUNNIEST FML EVER!!! p.s. 87 i hope you get some big butch body builder woman to kick your arse for the way you just spoke. Dick.

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emmersx 0

hahahahahhahahaha!!! that's awesome!

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CallMeHush 0

HA! That made my day, thanks for the laugh now go give her a big one too.

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CyclonePsycho 1

GF: 1; You: -5

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