Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in - FML

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

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You deserved it 4 871

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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ARP_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:30

WTF!!! yur boyfriend is fuken retarted

irawk 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:33

You are the most stupidest person in the world if you go!

kenziee337 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:33

Aww that sucks

annamg 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:42

Yeah, it's his choice to marry who he wants, but it was a dick move to send her an invitation. And he could've manned up during the breakup and been honest, and told her "I care for you, but you're not The One," instead of lying and saying he didn't believe in marriage at all.

liliz_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:43

Whataa ********.

romeovilleanyone 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:49

lol i read that to my ex bf who also thinks marriage is 'not for him' and said this is going to be us isn't it? haha

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:55

what an asshole :x you should go, just to object ;D

brand3n_ph0ne 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:58

Haha I say go to wedding and crash it or somthing! Has

Jsgirl 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:04

He didnt believe in marrying you... its harsh but true. Dont worry you would have been miserable with him anyway because he wasnt the right guy for you. Something better awaits.

rnmetts 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:05

Ha ha slap in the face

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