Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in - FML

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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pippymiskers 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:50

Wat a douchebag!

cough 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:11

he didn't believe in marriage with you. but that's alright. what is odd is him inviting OP to the wedding (unless they're friends)

fcukstylez 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:17

ahahahah owned =D

stew32 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:28

Ouch

princius 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:52

what a douche. just to clarify he's a douche for inviting you to the wedding not for telling you he doesn't believe in marriage maybe he didn't at the time

ChrmnMa0 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:04

Does not believe in marriage, with you.

sigster09 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:30

Dude that sucks. I'm sorry for you but if you haven't moved on yet why would you be affected by his invitation? I say go with a cute fun date so he can see how well you're doing!

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:22

Wow what a jerk!! Send him a sexy gift with a card saying 'remember when we... All night long?'

lauren_emm 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:42

Ouch I can relate

dorkasaur 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:46

He doesn't deserve u at this point

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