Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 873

You deserved it 4 871

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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ajj_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:17

i feel really bad for you.

Ladybug_Mafia 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:17

Do you really want to waste your time pining for a guy like that? Go find somebody good....do it now!

rygy481 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:25

Excuse me?

Natscage 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:55

Maybe he didn't feel u were da 1 @ dat time. But dat seriously sucks sorry :-(

lunchmeat317 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:59

It's not him. It's you.

22aem 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:45

Awww that sucks!

jsteelers 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:00

Sux

madmooser 1

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:24

Ouch!!

someone136 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:03

Wow

MiniFil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:34

Ming Ming!

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