Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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goalie42398 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:43

Wow.

iSING 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:16

this would happen to me, ive had it in smaller forms, for example : i dont want an relationship. then is dating some **** 2 weeks or less later. FML

haha321 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:15

what a jackass

haha321 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:16

what a jackass

iitsdana 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:24

awuh that sucks! what an ass. sorry i feel soo bad for you.

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:28

CRASH HIS WEDDING AND TELL ON HIM TO HIS TO BE WIFE.

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:29

CRASH HIS WEDDING.

Hehe_Verde 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:34

Thisbis suuch a fake! Thisbperson has posted like 10 fmls in like 2days from the propetive of many types of people!! Ugh get a life!!!

RitzBitzFei 1

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:02

How is this an fml? Most likely, he really wasn't ready until he'd met whoever he's marrying. It's not necessarily personal.

bigjon 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:26

That's the worst thing I have ever heard. You have made everyone who had read this significantly stupid

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