Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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pllmuvf 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:27

U should go and kick his ass what a jerk

xdinokidx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:40

That totally sucks! Sorry to hear that.

ashleyirene 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:45

He obviously wasn't mature enough to admit to you that his feelings for you weren't strong enough for marriage. Be the better person and attend, but bring a hot date while you're at it (:

chihuahuabru 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:57

Haha sucka

DBKILLN 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:19

wow, women.

overachiever 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:32

Wow. He's an ass.

Ariel09 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:47

That's messed up...

krupster 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:35

HAHAHAHA that sucks.... And agree with #16.

krupster 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:38

Oops I meant #19 I'm a dumbass

devin16 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:44

Your a stupid bitch. He probly did love you because your loose as a camel and fat and ugly. *****

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