Job interview and Transportation: Run!

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 178

By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 190

You deserved it 33 749

By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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Schumy0724 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:44

Getting sick and tired of people saying they're the first post. It's so stupid.

atruegem 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:02

Ask a friend/neighour to drive, take a taxi, call and apologize BEFORE you miss the appointment. It is not like it was a hopeless situation. Problem solving skills = zilch.

Comments

bryans_fresh 0

Friday 19 June 2009 3:27

Wow, this has to be fake. Everyone always checks their hands or pockets first. What a fake FML.

thatrocker 0

Friday 19 June 2009 3:33

this is definitely fake, everyone forgets that something is in their pockets, but thats like the first place you check

Stay_beautiful 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:27

isn't that the first place you check??

f_all_our_lives 4

Friday 19 June 2009 4:54

i also could not understand why people say FIRST every time they get to be the one to post first. don`t u have anything better to do rather than wait for a new entry to pop up and post FIRST? and right, i don`t need to reiterate what #21 posted... someone give the first-dude a medal or something

hawthorne778 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:06

were you high, that would make sense...

laomaostu 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:06

you can't find spare key?!

C2Ultima 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:49

That's happened to me way to many times.

Cazly_420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:01

The only excuse for this, would be you had a few billy's... :P

mschne7 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:33

wouldn't that be the first place you look... oh wait your a woman

CMunk 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:25

Kind of your own fault. But it sometimes just makes it more f***ed not having anyone to blame, apart from yourself. #57 you mean "you're". Wouldn't that be the first thing you learn in shcool... oh wait you're an idiot.