Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 660
You deserved it 44 712

Same thing different taste

Top comments

asoptavlo14 6

At least you used protection.

If you are afraid of your girlfriends parents finding out your are having sex maybe you shouldn't do it in their house.

Comments

j3ebrules 13

If it were my daughter I would thank him for protecting her.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can you imagine how mortified her dad must have been?

Why were u having sex in the kitchen? People eat there!

one thing i notice in all of FML...never have sex with your girlfriend if she still lives with her father and/or if you are both teens

Looks like you may need a smaller size champ.