Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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You deserved it 44 712
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asoptavlo14 6

At least you used protection.

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yankfan89 27

If you are afraid of your girlfriends parents finding out your are having sex maybe you shouldn't do it in their house.

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LauraJayneC 7

Well, did you pick it back up or just leave it there?

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Straightricking 1

Was it full or not lol

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Llamacod 11

I'm guessing not only because 1 it fell off his dick so it would have to be empty unless his dick fell off too and 2 I don't know if you've ever seen a male human ejaculate, but its only about 2-5 milliliters which is no where near enough to fill up a condom.

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gr8koolkat 6

I'm pretty sure 18 was only asking if he had actually finished the job before the parents came home, as having cum in the end of the condom would've made this moment just a taaaad more awkward. A valid question, just worded appallingly.

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KingCeltic77 18

YOU BETTER RUN MUTHAF$&@ER!

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

If I were you, I wouldn't be showing my face in their home any time soon...

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Quinn32 16

Deny everything! Claim it is not yours and it has always been there. Then tell him he needs to clean his kitchen more often.

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Megan98 18

Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix.

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mvems 13

The most perfect twix moment ever!

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AppallingRogue 2

*takes out a twix bar and chews thoughtfully* Oh well those damn alien garden gnomes are out to get me....

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183933 6

This was a perfect comment... Thanks for making me laugh :D

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Megan98 18

Thanks, and no problem. (:

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perdix 29

Did he ask if he could turn it inside out and use it on Mom?

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TarieBoo 2

then his daughters ****** would be like all on him? and OP semen would get in mom

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crazy4uboi 6

That's gross! Why, in the name of God, would ANYONE reuse a condom?!

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angelk12 6

Umm... *cough* have you ever seen a condom? They're not double sided.. Helpful hint for the future to avoid a sticky situation. :)

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perdix 29

#84, too late. My efforts to go "green" have backfired! "Reduce, reuse, recycle" should have an asterisk saying "except for condoms." Yowza!

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Isoldael 27

Al Bundy: "Hey... It broke! How could that have happened, it worked perfectly the first three times!"

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RedPillSucks 31

Silly. You get 4 uses. 2nd use is inside out. 3rd use, you tie up the open end and cut the tip off. 4th use, inside out again.

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SquiddlyDiddly 4

#98... "Reduce, reuse, recycle" I wish I could like that comment a thousand times.

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molliepop19 5

208- Does anybody actually do something that disgustingly stupid?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Haha had that happen before. Well not the condom falling on the floor, but the rest of it? Yeah. :p

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Alan2 24

Considering that the condom falling out was the whole thing that made this an FML, your story isn't very relatable. All you've told us is that you've had sex before. Congratulations. So has a large percentage of the world.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Actually sex interrupted by parents coming home and mad scramble for clothes also was a factor here I believe. ;)

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