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By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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crimsonprodigy 15

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

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CatLady4Lyf 30

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

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lesly30 14

That's a pretty messed up thing to say, but seriously cleaning your ears feels amazing, specially when you get that one spot! lol

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laden_swallow09 34

So? I moan with pleasure more when I scratch my back than I do during sex. Mind-blowing sex, at that. Getting as much pleasure from digging balls of nasty out of your ear with a cotton swab as he does with sex doesn't mean you are horrible. Q-tips feel SOOOO GOOOOOOD. Oh, we're not supposed to use Q-tips in our ears? Guilty pleasure, then.

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peak4u 10

Give him a box of Q tips then dump him

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mccrightp 29

Uuuuuhhhh... What does he use the Q Tip for?

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MiaTheMartian 21

To be fair, using Q-tips is pretty glorious

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Ianamis 6

People saying they should break up really. If there is an issue with sex he could be being honest. Sex is important to a relationship like it or not and telling someone you're not enjoying it now is not a mean thing to say. It is a thing as a couple you have to work on. It is part of the relationship if he feels like sex is now boring then it is there job as a couple to work on it.

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johnthejolly 10

Where exactly is he sticking this Q tip?

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barney_stinson1 11

U need to step yo game up gurl damn plz yo man hahahahahahha

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