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By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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crimsonprodigy 15

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

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CatLady4Lyf 30

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

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alex1022 11

dont take it so hard. those qtips work wonders. my ears arent even always dirty when i use them, i just like the way it feels.

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Zanquis 22

Here is a hint, he rather wants to be penetrated then be the penetrator, so buy a strap-on and lube.

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Oppression_fml 19

Nice to see some Estonian dissing on the Internet. Keep them coming! Oh how the Internet brings people closet I love it.

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sthrnbell 9

TWO words... DUMP HIM! Demeaning a$$ hole and tell him if that is the case he needs to read up on how to please women in bed.. If he can read. Why does the guy always blame the girl?

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Drosophila82 18

Are you sure he's using the Q-tip for his ears?!

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