Scarred for life

By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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WCARlover 34

I'll keep that in mind for when I have kids lol

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kikiwi_fml 9

Looks like your dad has it figured out.

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halos 0

If only it really was that easy to discourage kids.

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Hulabaloola 0

Imagine that face... And his body in Princess Leia's golden bikini.

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dansco 24

The talk worked then! Interesting way to do it but seems to work lol

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ErikaPie 1

i think that was his intent.(im so srry tht really suck)

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StormsKnights 2

thats effn classic!...your dad has got it all figured out....

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Boots31 1

Omg that is really nasty! If my dad said that to me I don't even know what I would do!

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