Scarred for life

By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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WCARlover 34

I'll keep that in mind for when I have kids lol

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kikiwi_fml 9

Looks like your dad has it figured out.

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SwtCherryPie 26

That is soo awesome. Totally gonna make my husband use that line on my daughter when the time comes for that talk.

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duhWINNING2_fml 9

How the hell does that qualify as the sex talk.

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skyeyez9 24

Years later when they pester you about why you haven't given them grandkids, you can tell them why.

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sadistic_chemica 0

Theirs plenty of other positions to choose from

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imcharp 5

Go dad, go dad it's your birthday it's your birthday Lmao gotta get my hubby connected with smooth move

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rattusrattus 18

"It's OK Dad, whenever you think about having sex, just picture my face like this!" *indicate exaggerated O-face*

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