Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

"Trash first, rational locations later."

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DontClickOnMe 28

You should have called it from another phone and see if you could hear it ring!

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SLxLAXbro 0

What crazy bitch throws away their phone?!?Dumb ass..

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dhiran_singh 16

Go to the washroom... Call your friends.. Well, there's nothin' better to do... Lol

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Glidefedt 6

I do that too... I leave my phone or iPod in strange places

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havocmike 3

Wow. An actual believable FML, not a ridiculous recycled joke.

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BuckNekkid 22

and why didn't you have someone call it from another phone?

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Kazuma1 1

>Can't find phone > Immediately decide to salvage through trash >Should have tried calling first Yep, I think we found the problem

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pandabear7306 0

Exact same thing happened to me but with my retainer case and t was on my bed ?

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damonlover_nikki 0

Wow my mother did that once with her credit card. She found it with a sticky note saying don't forget I'm on the dresser

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dtm3 3

You ever think of calling it from another phone?

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Arashi_Nightmare 8

I bet the kid had it the whole time. I do that ;D

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