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School project

By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML

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Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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Top comments

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 24 February 2014 8:55

She sounds absolutely lovely. It's your turn - write a book about her!

Nmaredia 4

Monday 24 February 2014 8:56

Aww I think all siblings go through that phase...sorry OP :/

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Mauskau 35

Monday 24 February 2014 11:03

It's easy to say you hate someone in your family but you will always love them. You probably just annoy her, like I do to my family. Plus it's easier to write about family than someone you go to school with or something else to avoid people judging you. Don't worry too much :)

Credibleskills 28

Monday 24 February 2014 12:19

Dang siblingly love!

telli164 30

Monday 24 February 2014 13:07

She'll realise one day she really does love you OP. My sister and I used to fight constantly, now we can actually be in the same room!

swick25 22

Monday 24 February 2014 13:35

how did this make it on here??

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 February 2014 14:03

Sibling rivalry is normal unless it's intended don't take it too personally

sonictardis 8

Monday 24 February 2014 20:06

What?

Stuffaluffagus 25

Monday 24 February 2014 17:31

I wouldn't feel too bad about it. I wish my brother would get hit by a train

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 24 February 2014 19:16

Wha? What project? An essay? For what purpose? Need input!

awilliams44 9

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:37

is her teacher depressdd

SirGmoney 9

Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:16

she loves you enough to write an essay

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:27

is your name anna? hahahaha like tekken nina and anna xD

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