Sex, Cheating and Love: Scoundrel

Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML

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You deserved it 14 238

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 583

You deserved it 6 917

By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 981

You deserved it 7 356

By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 226

You deserved it 4 530

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 433

You deserved it 6 700

By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 161 912

You deserved it 16 404

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 713

You deserved it 3 541

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 280

You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 151

You deserved it 26 257

By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 831

You deserved it 13 049

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 16:00

Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML

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You deserved it 202

I_am_stupid_also 6

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:23

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

TouchDown_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

Comments

forallitsworth 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:31

That sucks. FYL & F hers.. :/

GGnoRe 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:47

To #55, seems like someone will die at 80 years old and still a virgin. Oh, and the OP should pretend to have an STD and scare the shit of the asshole.

iebabe 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:03

oh yEAh #5.. Raise The ROOf!! GReAt iDEa.. LOL.. :] & #62 true if you are refering to our evolutionary past and the need to procreate!! .. but now you can't have sex with anyone.. too much disease and lyin Assholes like the one mentioned!! :] agreement sure and its scientific that guys who lack sex are more likely to get ED.. but genetics plays a role in that as well!! AnyWHo.. He is A jERk..Do What #5 Said.. That'D be AWESOMERIFIC!! :P

playful2088 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:35

maybe that was code for "i changed my mind"

rnegi 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:56

In your face

rnegi 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:56

In your face

medfly 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:39

I don't know why you're all talking about how OP should tell him she has an STD. a better revengeful idea is too just go to the fiance and say the truth.

hawky_06 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 11:20

yerr i say go tell the gf coz then she will be soo annoyed, then she will dump him and if ur hook up was good enough come crawling back to you!

medusa_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 11:44

#4 i HATE girls like you your so immature GROW UP i hope next time you have a boyfriend he cheats on you behind your back and then when the girl he cheated on you with finds out she takes revenge on YOU i think that might teach you a valuable lesson which you desperatly need