Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

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TouchDown_fml 0

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

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dickinabox 0

2 months and you didn't know he had a fiance? Hmm. That's some bad communication on both ends, in my opinion.

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CupidsMama 0

I would find out what I could and you need to tell the Mrs-to-be... I would want to know if I were her... and You waited 2 months and don't make you easy that's for sure... so none of this is your fault... How can people be like that..... I feel for you...

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audreys_life 0

Yea. I really hope she finds out. Men are dogs.

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KeiIshiyama 10

Amen. I've heard so much shit on this site about men and what they do that I'm sickened to be of the gender.

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mrhahn530 0

What a disgrace to my gender. You got a name and address? i'll pay him a visit and...remind him...to stop making us look so bad ;-).

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jesusjr 0

On the bright side, no strings attatched!

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

he's a moron because as others have said he should have been worried about diseases before having sex not after however, on the other hand, he's still a jerk no matter how you look at it--hope you find someone who's more worth your time!

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AdudeOnSkis 1

hahahaha ALWAYS check before you hookup with someone :D

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beccablez 0

um first of all, he probably would have lied if you asked him before you had sex, because then you (if you're not a ****) wouldn't get with him. so #39, it wouldn't have made a difference if she asked her not. he doesn't care if he tells her now because he got what he wanted. guys are scum, remember? secondly, #s6, 23, 41 and 63, they may have used protection. it doesn't help 100% of the time, and if he doesn't wanna get caught cheating, he's gonna be extra careful. and #55, seriously, we're freaking human. hanging out leads to sexual tension leads to temptation usually leads to sex. that's a male and female thing. wow that took forever. I'm definitely stoned.

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rejected_incubus 0

You should of smiled and said "I just got a fresh order of crabs, not sure if their Alaskan king or not but they sure feel huge".

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Luckster 0

#60 thank you #62 and #71, programmed or not, there's a little something called self control. There's a million other things couples can do besides sex ya know. It shouldn't be a primary goal in any sort of relationship. And just because someone doesn't ride on sex on the sea of love, doesn't mean they're gonna sink. Chances are, they'll last a lot longer than the people who only think 'sex sex sex' when they hook up.

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