Love, Pokémon and Geek: Secret Weeb

Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Just go

By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By girlie5445 - 13/02/2010 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Pokéman gone

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 08:01

Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML

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Karaoke Dinner Disaster

By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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lessthananna 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:05

she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.

ADub55 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:04

awkward...

Comments

rhpsfan9 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:03

That's your own fault. me and my friends still jam out to the theme song in my car.

Kingmort35 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:19

I wouldve said: oh s My gish, my idipt friend changed my ringtone again?!

awesomegirl2s98 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:57

I do, son of a bitch. I'll take out my pikachu to ******* thunderbolt you!

awesomegirl2s98 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:59

Oops ment "your a son of a bitch."

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:56

eh, no need to correct; the original was just fine. and possibly more humorous. |the kid|

zembof 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:45

win for having a Pokémon ringtone man we all look up to u but my phones background is a masterball so sick it bitch!!!!!

zembof 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:47

shame on her for TRYING to dis Pokémon she's a horrible person who doesn't deserve to live leave her IMMEDIATELY

sulhaq 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:35

I'd take a mediocre looking woman who embraces interests and I can be me around her ANY ******* DAY over a really hot one around whom I have to pretend to be some sort of super mature prince charming. Take my advice op. Dump the bitch, find someone who is decent looking and likes you for being you. Looks aren't everything. In fact, they make you quite shallow.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:37

She is an immature bitch for making fun of a random person on her first date just because of a tune they were humming. You are supposed to want to make a good first impression. Plus she inadvertenly admitted she is familliar with Pokemon, by recognizing the tune the passerby did. I never saw pokemon so wouldnt know it if I heard it. Also, if I did hear it as a ringtone, no big deal. There are ringtones out there that are far worse imo.