Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
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Vegeto30294 19

Its obvious that you're psychic and saw it coming beforehand. However, you can only use this power in your sleep.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Who said dreams didn't come true?

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Comments

borkchop1992 15

Ahh the irony it burns

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DocBastard 38

Holy ****, that's some power you have with your dreams! But you must only use your powers for good. Next you need to dream about winning the lottery and marrying Mila Kunis!

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chisty87 16

Doc not a bad suggestion I'd marry Mila Kunis in a heart beat

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windfuelsfire 10

I don't know, she's so small she look easily breakable :S

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Stormdriven37 6

He can't marry her though. She's mine. In MY dreams at least.

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KiddNYC1O 20

89- She's thickened up.

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ItTookALongTime 0

89- she's still sexy as hell tho!

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A100893 30

I get the feeling that your dream helped. If she acts like this now, it would've only gotten worse.

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Therapy is needed.

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emeraldisle 30

Damn! If she overreacts that much you're much better off.

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PYLrulz 17

Female logic... One of the most illogical things on this planet.

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unknown_user5566 26

... says the illogical male.

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PYLrulz 17

Considering how some female logic goes... I won't mind getting thumbed down, go right ahead

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JBChristian 47

.......Says the illogical female (#28), it's only logical that both males and females are logical, it's only sexism to believe that one sex has more logic than the other.

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LaughinStock 16

...Says the illogical logical logical (#40) it's safe to say that cats and dogs don't get along. Logical illogical female (#28) was pointing that out, logic!!

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cmtxbe 6

You probably made her think you're a clinging, paranoid sucker didn't ya.

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unknown_user5566 26

Or, you know, a dude who isn't afraid to show his emotions.

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Taymah49 7

She's the inconsiderate one

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Metallica36176 16

Once again, she's looking for a reason. Either that or she was thinking about breaking up with you and when you asked about it, it sped things up and gave her a reason...

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