Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
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Vegeto30294 19

Its obvious that you're psychic and saw it coming beforehand. However, you can only use this power in your sleep.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Who said dreams didn't come true?

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Comments

redcyph 3

If the sex is good just deal with it bro.

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bubbarific 0

Well atleast u didnt screw ur mom and then stab ur eyes out..

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macanderson 2

Well ... Your dream came true...sorry op

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Angelrose2004 17

I find it interesting that she said she would never do that, and then she did. This girl has some serious issues.

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CoconutOil 7

And it's politically correct as well! Well done!

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karen1991 15

Dreams do come true

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ryanaero 1

You should show her this FML and the comments to show her she's a retard

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Epikouros 31

Yeah, because FML comments are always so intelligent they make you feel stupid.

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NicoleAshley10 0

I bet you wish you kept that to yourself. OAN: you deserve someone better

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