Sex vs. housework

By hesitator - 01/07/2017 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I got excited over a canceled booty call, just so I wouldn't have to clean the apartment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 884
You deserved it 1 017
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RichardPencil 30

You clean an apartment for a first date, not a booty call. Evidently, the calling booty is not that hot.

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azouwa 26

No judgement here. I'm the same way.

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GhostFox 33

-snort- This sounds like a "You might have depression if..." joke.

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RichardPencil 30

You clean an apartment for a first date, not a booty call. Evidently, the calling booty is not that hot.

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Magnoxidans 19

Sounds like you need to find a booty call worth cleaning for.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You have issues, serious issues.

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azouwa 26

No judgement here. I'm the same way.

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bigtwobah 6

Booty calls don't need to really see the apartment, just keep the lights dim and usher them into the bedroom.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Booty call? What were you having pirates over?

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Yay, total avoidance of all task. In the glory you bask.

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Neror 13

You don't need a clean apartment for a booty call. As long as your personal areas are clean.

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D-MacOPsquad 15

He has the right priorities in life, I do believe.

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