Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver

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Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML
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Tripartita 44

In fairness, on the planet your boyfriend hails from, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy" is an extremely eloquent phase used to court royalty. He must think very highly of you.

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faeryofshalott 25

He's either stupidly horny right now or he has no idea what turns you on. I'm guessing that it's option b. Maybe it would be be beneficial for both of you if you took a few days to teach him what turns you on and what turns you off.

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MamaChey 24

Although the didn't go to medical school, they DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night (& their posts are just as engaging and thought provoking as the commercials for said hotel!).

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Big_Bear99 19

Right. Cause its funny. Right? Did you forget a 'y'? I forgot to laugh...

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elcee1987 18

I don't think the low sex drive is being caused by you...

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Big_Bear99 19

To borrow the phrase, Lost in translation. You let him know what you wanted and he let you know he was accepting and excited. How long have you been going out? Talk it out, for both of you.

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BrandiLush 31

Wow, so many prudes on one post. I feel bad for the guy.

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leogachi 15

@46 We all have different preferences and calling someone a prude for having different preferences than you isn't helpful to anyone.

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Busco7 6

Crap!! What's going on people.. Looks like we are missing the usual important FML phrases.. #Dump his butt# #He's no Good# ... Haha.. OP, I understand that he's word choices may need some tune up, but don't make it any worse by pouting, confronting him about it, or turning it into a dramatic session... The impacts could quickly escalate from ya let's get it on, to sporting a limp noodle because he's all too concerned and nervous to not freak you out.. Take it in stride and it would be just fine.. Sure he really wants to please and impress you..

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xnemesis1981 15

Well you've identified what you don't like. So either change what you like or let him find someone who wants him to murder their pussy. My ex used to tell me he was going to **** me up... Worked for me at the time... but he was a **** hence the ex aspect.

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dracolich 27

"My ex used to tell me he was going to **** me up... but he was a **** hence the ex aspect." I feel these two things are extremely related.

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doemetoch 28

Maybe I'm weird, but that would actually turn me on! As many people have said before though, talk about this, let him know what turns you on and what doesn't. Try to make it fun and playful, maybe show him the things you like. Good luck! :)

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nphill82 21

Horny "for once"......poor dude doesn't know how to make you horny because you don't give him a chance to learn. Work on it if you think it's worth it, but intimacy is necessary in a strong relationship.

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marcranger 28

There are many forms of intimacy, and sex drive isn't always linked to what someone's partner is doing. I could happily go the rest of my life without sex, as I discovered even when I had a boyfriend who was willing to try anything to get me in the mood. We split for many reasons, not least of which was that is extremely frustrating when your partner seems incapable of understanding what a low sex drive is.

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