Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver

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Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML
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Tripartita 44

In fairness, on the planet your boyfriend hails from, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy" is an extremely eloquent phase used to court royalty. He must think very highly of you.

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faeryofshalott 25

He's either stupidly horny right now or he has no idea what turns you on. I'm guessing that it's option b. Maybe it would be be beneficial for both of you if you took a few days to teach him what turns you on and what turns you off.

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neuronerd 28

For some women, that's a turn on. I'm guessing he doesn't know what is for you. Explain what works for you. Just as the phrase "make love" is extremely cheesy and a turn off for me, it may be exactly what you want to hear. We all have different preferences, but it's up to each person to convey them to their partner. Also, just because your partner is into something, it doesn't mean you have to be and vice versa, but compatability compatability is key.

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neuronerd 28

Totally didn't intend to write compatability twice. Either autocorrect malfunctioned or my brain did.

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Sathane 21

Seriously? Your partner can't have fun around you? I bet you're fun at parties.

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Notagaiiiiin 11

Some people actually enjoy responses like that, and i understand some don't. If you don't like it then tell him what you do enjoy so next time he knows, poor guy isn't a mind reader

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drrobotnik1 18

"horny for once" makes it clear this is OP's fault. if your bf isn't good at exciting you sexually, and the things he thinks are good flirting don't do it for you, explain it to him and tell him what does excite you rather than whining about it on the internet. he can't learn you don't think "ima murder dat pussy" is good if you don't tell him.

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Tyrez 32

I think I might have an idea what is turning you off so much...

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pkirkem 13

That would turn me on. Whats wrong with u? Lol but i know it doesnt turn on everybody. You should talk to him about what turns u on and what turns u off

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allybae1D 14

What is wrong with that? That's not even unattractive. You need to talk to him about it but don't blame it on him.

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leogachi 15

@66 It may not be unattractive to you, but obviously Op has a different opinion on the matter.

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the_real_dvd 21

I agree with you. A low labido cancan be an indicator of other physical or psychological issues. My girlfriend and I talk to each other like this all the time. We have a fun and very healthy sexual relationship, having sex at least 10-15 times a week. I wouldn't necessarily blame this on the boyfriend, and while he should be empathetic to her sexual needs, she should get to the root cause of her sexual issues.

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9a_1z 12

Your attempts to diagnose her from a two-line FML submission are admirable, but 10-15 times a week isn't anywhere near the average for a long-term relationship, especially if other responsibilities like a stressful job are intruding. It's pretty normal to go through peaks and troughs but her unimpressed reaction to her boyfriend's texts hints more at a lack of effective communication, which they're both going to have to work at together.

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thearronaut 10

you have an odd idea of what's sexy. if my bf promised to do anything to me that involved the word, 'murder' i can assure you i'd be as dry as a desert and about as turned on as a burned out lightbulb

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JudgeComrade 17

Sounds like a keeper to me.

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