Sexy talk
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yeah, I see why you wouldn't be horny after reading that.
So...did he kill your cat?
It was the :D face, wasn't it?
No matter how well he meant it, it still comes across as a violent threat. I'm sure the boyfriend meant for everybody to have a grand old time, but for some odd reason, a promise to 'murder' her pussy just isn't much of a turn-on.
"Not if my pussy murders your dick first"
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In fairness, on the planet your boyfriend hails from, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy" is an extremely eloquent phase used to court royalty. He must think very highly of you.
He's either stupidly horny right now or he has no idea what turns you on. I'm guessing that it's option b. Maybe it would be be beneficial for both of you if you took a few days to teach him what turns you on and what turns you off.