Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

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Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
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PimpdaddyCJT 13

I guess he's not into the whole 'lets do some kinky shit in bed thing' huh?

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Thomas6792 7

how to role play like a man

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cass99 11

Well did he! Maybe next time you shouldn't do exactly what you've read online or in romance novels!

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simplysarcastics 26

He is very passive aggressive i see warning signs lol.

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eggfactory 20

Somebody's been watching Sarah Millican's stand up comedy ? It was nicer in the show though, as it was "punish", not "punch. " So Fyl, except if you're in that kind of things.

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MadisonDerp 16

I bet that was a real turn-on. (Sarcasm)

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KaitlynNeal 13

Well that escalated quickly

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Cristian89 29

You should of played it out like in the 1st scary movie... Tell him you're gonna piss on his face and then shit on his chest...etc. LOL See how he reacts then lmao

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BrotherTheo 31

Get him a Copy of 'Screw the Roses, Send Me The Thorns'. Hopefully it will give him some ideas....!

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noldier 5

get out while you can. firstly because "don't tell me what to do" , secondly as a guy unless a woman is threatening physical harm that shit is unFucking acceptable!

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BaraSkit07 12

Yes, she should break up with him. Furthermore, she should report him to the police. What are you? 12? Plus you sound very sexist. No sentence should ever start with "as a guy", like there is a difference between a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man. Plus, "don't tell me what to do", why is that bad? Do you want your partner to be a slave to your bidding? From your comment you sound like one of those feminists that think that feminism represents equality when it in actuality represents female domination. And before anyone gets political: I'm not saying that all feminists are like this, all I'm saying is that mainstream feminism has derived from "women's rights" to "women power" sort of like white nationalism.

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Alicestraza 33

"don't tell me what to do" is bad because it makes for an awful sex life where the OP can't discuss her wants or needs or even give direction in the bedroom as to how he can please her.

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interesting33 36

I think #84 might have been saying that punching someone or threatening to punch when it is not consented to is unacceptable?

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baref00tmama 15

Um...sucking at dirty talk is not really a reason to break up with someone. They were ROLE-PLAYING. It wasn't an actual domestic dispute. OP; let's hope he was so caught up in the moment that he couldn't think of anything to say! Practice, I guess.

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