Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

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Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
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mrose57 0

You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.

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arielhoee 9

You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:

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drm316 0

at least you know he was cheating on her not you. lol.

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mrose57 0

You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.

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brkn_hearted 0

oooooo, i like that idea! except i'd include a really hard bite.

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Baylorbound2012 0

What an asshole! Dump him baby and get with a real man! ;)

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kile88 2

I wouldn't have slept with him in the first place. guy: do you feel like swallowing? girl: do you? *kicks him hard in the balls*

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fillupdaniel 0

hot give him to me :)

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blland 0

you better swallow. or it's going into your eye

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FlaminYawn 0

sounds like a pimp to me. He's a keeper, think about it, try to picture an ugly loser having the balls to say that...

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