Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

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Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
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mrose57 0

You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.

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arielhoee 9

You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:

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tigerg33 0

i would have kicked his ass to the curb, your an idiot if you didnt do it that very second.

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HXCxSceneKidx 0

What did u say?!

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Sweet24 0

please tell me that dtmfa means dump the mo fo a-hole! Because that's what needs to go on if not done already

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WorkThatButt 2

Should've told him: Swallow what? Nothing's coming out

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gabby718 0

swallowing is a mental thing.. unless u have an exteme unhealthy guy who taste nasty

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Intrigue 3

There are seriously guys out there doing this Paris Hilton-esque bullshit? Wow.

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lindzz963 0

i would totally swallow.

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raejackie 0

dude . you're a ***** .

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