Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

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Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
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mrose57 0

You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.

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arielhoee 9

You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:

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dropxdeadxgeneva 0

omfgaahh. that's horrible! hope you didnt do it xD

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poorgurl 0

I think I know this guy!

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future19 0

he really walked out cuz he couldnt last.. want fun hit up a baseball player =]

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ryguy997 0

he said that because you are like a vaccum; you suck, you blow, and you get laid in the closet.

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cheekywench 0

I would have said sure to swallowing and then bit him right before he was about to cum. If he still managed to cum, I'd spit it in his face.

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few12 0

swallow what/???????????

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angel55033 12

I'd tell him go **** hisself he had his chance, is he even worth sticking with? that just really sucks I'm sorry :(

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tubal069 0

So...... answer the question, do you swallow?

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