Sexy time

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:33

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked on. Unfortunately, it was by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML
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Tripartita 44

This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

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buckdharma 37

Female mosquitos need a blood meal to reproduce. So, relax op, she got what she wanted and you'll probably never see her again. But, her babies may be back for child support.

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doemetoch 28

To be honest, I expected this FML to go in a much worse direction.

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dudewho 10

I thought this was going to in a way sexier direction.

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JMichael 25

Don't matter..still got sucked .

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Calingaladha 21

I feel your pain...sort of. The mosquitos have been horrendous where I love this year. I've been feasted on with fervor, I just don't have the balls to be sucked.

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Bearsmomma 30

I was with my husband at the lake cabin and we were out on the deck in the beauty of nature with noone around for miles. Romantic. I was giving him head and the mosquitoes attacked by the thousands! My backside was covered in bites...they even went up the legs of my shorts, so my ass was bit up too. I can totally relate to your pain. Then comes the embarrassment of itching in not so nice places while around others.

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upsetpastry 10

Coulda been worse, coulda been your dad

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trucker2 33

Inconsiderate to those who get no action at all....stop bragging

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Trama1201 11

You should try rubbing some witch hazel on your nuts, it helps with the itching :)

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