Cars, Accident and Transportation: Shitshow

Shitshow

By emie0209 - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML

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You deserved it 6 530

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 371

You deserved it 6 021

By Bunsostriker - 02/04/2015 18:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 601

You deserved it 2 123

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 071

You deserved it 4 177

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 337

You deserved it 255 650

Slippery

By Estranged Fiance - 26/12/2016 05:49 - United States

Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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You deserved it 3 313

By Kilamo - 04/07/2019 16:00

Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 176

Bad timing

By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 466

By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 253

You deserved it 2 940

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:51 - Canada

Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML

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You deserved it 8 645

Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 1 020

Mnemic 5

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

I would sue that puddle!

buddymask1 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 6:26

You live in Georgia and call Ohio racist? Really?

Comments

jessmariemoedis 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:21

i love ohio! i live on long island right now and i cant wait to get back home for my 28 day christmas vacation!!! ohio is the best place in all the world!!! O-H I-O

hiiamanna 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:15

dude, michigan all the way to florida? something bad was bond to happen. x

maddiesonnn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:03

ohio is the bombdiggity! the puddle is ur friend. all friends hurt u :D

Fab0luZ 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:04

Dude If You Were In Detroit All You Could Do Was Take A Bus Back Cause Its Like 3-4Hours Away...

akkimber 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:31

thats what you get for being a Michigan Wolverine. Buckeyes rock and any haters need to stfu.

mrmerino 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:00

"Welcome to Ohio !" "ha-ha now you're stuck in Ohio!" I thought of that picture

wafflelaffle27 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:00

why's everyone have to hate on Ohio! it's honestly not THAT bad! anyway, YDI. Ohio can have all seasons in a day... if you were driving through here you should've known that. And we're not the only state with rain! seriously? learn to drive