Cars, Accident and Transportation: Shitshow

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By emie0209 - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By Bunsostriker - 02/04/2015 18:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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Slippery

By Estranged Fiance - 26/12/2016 05:49 - United States

Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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By Kilamo - 04/07/2019 16:00

Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML

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Bad timing

By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:51 - Canada

Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML

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Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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Mnemic 5

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

I would sue that puddle!

buddymask1 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 6:26

You live in Georgia and call Ohio racist? Really?

Comments

skyoolie 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:18

I'm pretty sure it rains almost everywhere, even in Michigan, and especially in Florida, not just Ohio. If it were snow and you were from Florida, I would feel bad. But rain? Drive the speed limit and keep your eyes on the road for standing water, and slow down or go around it. But hey, Ohio is fun. Indians are in town, and you are from Michigan. Though I LOVE the Indians I'm going to tell you to go see a game, you may have fun watching them lose. Again.

Tehalon 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:25

YDI for having crap tire profile. If the condition of your tires would be good this wouldnt have happend. Or you could sue the state of Ohio for not keeping their roads drive-safe. On a propper highway water doesnt stay on the road because roads should b build abit sideways so rainwater runs off it naturally.

fdhuirewtry 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:32

WHY is everybody ripping on Ohio?! it is a great state and its your own fault you crashed your car. so chill

curleyQ97 9

Friday 13 July 2012 6:20

ever heard of candy apples dance center...?

Kaoticwolf 17

Sunday 27 March 2016 3:23

a fellow ohioan

unsealingkale 18

Sunday 23 July 2017 18:33

nothing you said was true

bearie_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:52

Lrn2drive.. kthxbai!

Checkitawwt 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:07

That sucks. Better luck next time.

dickinabox 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:10

Gotta be careful when it's wet out.

idrivefast 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:21

Everyone knows you drive slower when there is THAT much rain on the highway. I have no sympathy for you.

spuuuddd 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:26

LOL. Loser. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.. fo sho.

tjadam61 11

Monday 5 October 2015 4:41

Hydroplaning is not a crime, and neither is crashing into something on accident.

Phillatio 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:36

haha.. You know why you got the ticket don't you? You're from Michigan... :) don't mess with our shit. :)

MKflyy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:39

Ohio is simply the armpit of america, I'm so sorry you're stranded in that nasty state. I just hope you had a wonderful time in Florida for that to be worth the crash. All in all FYL cause you got stuck in ohio.