Cars, Accident and Transportation: Shitshow

Shitshow

By emie0209 - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML

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You deserved it 6 530

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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You deserved it 6 021

By Bunsostriker - 02/04/2015 18:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

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You deserved it 2 123

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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You deserved it 255 650

Slippery

By Estranged Fiance - 26/12/2016 05:49 - United States

Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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You deserved it 3 313

By Kilamo - 04/07/2019 16:00

Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML

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You deserved it 176

Bad timing

By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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You deserved it 466

By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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You deserved it 2 940

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:51 - Canada

Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML

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You deserved it 8 645

Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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You deserved it 1 020

Mnemic 5

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

I would sue that puddle!

buddymask1 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 6:26

You live in Georgia and call Ohio racist? Really?

Comments

Music1obsessed 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:27

Haha [people from] Michigan can't catch a football and apparently they can't drive correctly either. As an Ohioan i must say " I dont give a damn for the whole state of Michigan the whole state of Michigan the whole state of Michigan i dont give a damn for the whole state of Michigan cause I'm from O-H-I-O. Thats wat u get for hitting the median in Ohio bitch.

balanceMMX 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:22

Today, I was in Ohio. FML

haulkeel 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:36

Yea FYL. Anytime you have to spend in ohio FYL.

BiggieA 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:01

If you stupid a$$ Michiganders would learn how to drive maybe you could make it out of the state sooner. You guys drive about as bad as you play football! O-H-I-O!!!!!!

shamille 5

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:43

LOL I think that as a Buckeye I think I am required to hate people from Michigan and Florida. but I just couldn't say that you deserved it. Ugh. that sucks. They should give tickets to the puddles. that makes more since.

yamesdichiara 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:23

LETS GO BUCKEYEYSSSS michigan sucks/teebow sucks ...our qb....6'6 235 and runs a 4.4 GOOD LUCK

ditlihi 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:26

Oh! That's right. Someone else is suppose to pay for the damage you caused. How dare they blame you for not being able to control you vehicle. That's what taxpayer money is for. To pay for people who can't take responsibility for their own actions.

blondie25 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:56

Learn how to drive.

brianpedro 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:17

holy shit i saw your car!

ann_leigh 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:47

hahaha, what can I say? Ohio sucks. sucks that it happened, but it amuses me that it happened in Ohio, it proves the point that I have been making for several months now. haha.