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By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

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Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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allyperls89 0

Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?

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_rhett 0

maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?

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Monty_Python 0

Oh god that's awkward. I hope you did good on that dive. They might have been impressed. And if you have a large member that might have impressed them too.

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blland 0

it is ten times more difficult getting an erection underwater @ 0.1 bar pressure. so YOU'RE A REAL MAN!!

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fatass123 0

When in doubt, just whip it out! Just kidding. That sucks dude, though. I'm on the swim team, and usually the water is nasty/too warm/too cold for any action to happen. But, if it does it really sucks. To buy some time, you can drop your goggles to the bottom or something, then say you have to get them. But other than that, you're ******

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Ron_fml 0

i dont know why people are saying he's a perv, its natural and sometimes we can't control ourselfs.

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ohhhiiii 0

as much as that is natural, its a little creepy that you were eye raping those poor girls and couldnt handle it maturely

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magoo_fml 0

would your boner cause air resistance or something?

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Ron_fml 0

@ #47, its not eye raping unless hes watching them 24/7 and its NATURAL to be turned on their looks... this might not be the way you meant but i think what you are trying to say is that looking at girls is considered eye rape....

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